IF YOU SEE A FAT MAN ...
Who's jolly and cute,
Wearing a beard and
a red flannel suit,
And if he is chuckling
and laughing away,
While flying around
in a miniature sleigh,
With eight tiny reindeer
to pull him along,
Then let's face it...
Your eggnog's too strong!
Merry Christmas and
a Happy 2OO9 .